don your armor my love we fight our own battles

Hey, I'm Emma! I'm a junior in a tech school in the U.S.! Thanks for following me! Hope you guys enjoy my blog :) I love all the fandoms whether I'm actually in them or not, and I'm lost in so many fictional realities. May the odds be ever in your favor!

shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

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flyingonmymagiccarpet:

iamlucyspet:

the last one

The way he’s standing! Awhh!

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m4ge:

Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like

ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning 

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darknessbloodyshadow123:

cloudsinmycoffee9:

this is literally the greatest subtitling job that has ever been done. someone learned how to speak cat.

*laughs irl*

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euo:

never ask white people what their ethnicity is unless you wanna hear a list of every european country and meaningless fractions

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joshpeck:

why is there such a negative connotation that goes along with internet friends like i can talk to someone that is half way around the world and lives a completely different and amazing life than me and all people have to say about it is “oh…that’s weird”

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theouatgifs:

"Perhaps gratitude is in order now".

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